Vedtime
time allotted to utilize a vibrator in bed. a derivative of the phrase bedtime.
her- “i told you not to send me a vibrator”
him- “just thought you could use it…”
her- “yeah i guess i could use it in bed”
him-“a little quality vedtime? it is getting late”
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