Vegan Black Metal Chef
vegan black metal chef is an up-and-coming youtube celeb. the creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to gene simmons of kiss, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. clearly, he’s also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as mayhem, burzum, and dark throne. thus far, he has only posted two videos (“pad thai” and “easy meal ideas of the ages”), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and sp-wned imitators. he has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. and finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!
vegan black metal chef (making pad thai): form the triangles into the symbol of the ancients on the plate!
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