vegan hammer


the vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, el niño, la niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans…)

this goes back to the law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
or in simpler terms “if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail”.
i had a flat the other day and heather said it was because i didn’t use all vegan tires. she really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.

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