Veganthropomorphize
to ascribe vegan status to foods or products that are not meant to be vegan; to co-opt animal-derived foods or products by imitating them using vegan ingredients or petroleum-based alternatives; to wistfully attempt to eat, wear, enjoy, and/or proclaim the virtues of highly-processed vegan foods or synthetic products made to look/feel/taste like their original non-vegan equivalent (e.g. veggie dogs, tofurky, veggie bacon, dairy-free nut cheese, pleather, etc.), while unconsciously expressing regret for becoming a vegan. see also: hypocrisy, delusion, superiority complex, soap-boxing, etc.
this vegan cheesecake does not taste “just like regular cheesecake!”, so don’t veganthropomorphize – just take this sh-tty wet drywall of a dessert back to the kitchen.
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