vegas itch
s-xually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in las vegas, nevada. typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing
after leaving vegas,
male a: “i haven’t been feeling so hot, man.”
male b: “you should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out… wouldn’t want to get the vegas itch.”
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