vegetable


1. a plant that you eat, usually green
2. a person who is brain-dead.
what do you do when you’re done eating a vegetable? put her back in the wheelchair.
sh-t that will make you stronger.
“boy you besta eat that sh-t, it’s all we got!”
something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they’re stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

also a type of plant.
mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.
vegetables are what food eats.
the food chain works as such: vegetables are eaten by delicious animals, which are eaten by men. no exceptions.
an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents
so still not talking mr. smith? well we’ll see how good you are at that once we’ve used…brocolie on you!muahaha!!
here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.
you better eat your vegetables, or you can’t have any meat.
definition 1: a food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

definition 2: a r-t-rd
mother: now, now jack, eat your vegetables!
jack: aw, but i don’t wanna!!!

guy 1: man, you’re a vegetable!
guy 2: don’t eat me o.o

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