Vegetablery
vegetablery is when you feel a s-xual attraction to vegetables but don’t want to necessarily start a relationship with a vegetable.
son: mom, i am feeling pretty vegetablery. i am getting b-n-rs over vegetables.
mom: i’m sure it’s just a phase.
son: it’s not a phase mom, this is who i am.
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