Vegisexual


noun: one who engages in s-xual intercourse exclusively with vegetables.

developed after the great “f-g-hag” incident of december 2004.
he doesn’t like girls, guys, or small furry animals… he’s a vegis-xual!
commonly thought of someone who only has s-x with other vegetables. is actually the word referring to people who only engange in s-xual intercourse with other vegetarians. it is the latest way to take action against animal abuse and spread vegetarianism.
meat eater: hey, what’s up?
vegetarian: no thanks, i’m a vegis-xual

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