velch


the mixture of lubricant, s-m-n and feces that acc-mulates on the p-n-s after -n-l activity.
joe: dude, tammy let me stick it in her -ss last night!

josh: really? that’s awesome!

joe: well, sort of, she had hot wings for lunch, so the velch burned my d-ck for hours afterward
1 more definition
to vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal p-ssage causing an intense burning sensation. synonym: blurp.
come on claire. just because jim’s brother velched during his best man speech doesn’t mean the whole wedding was ruined.

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