velcro farmer


a chick who doesn’t practice grooming in the pubic region.
my wife wanted to get frisky last night but she’s a velcro farmer down there.

Read Also:

  • yurikci

    a girl who knows what to wear and knows what’s trending. she’s a beautiful girl who has a nice body but doesn’t know it. she trust everyone but once you mess up the trust is gone. her style of music is unique, one minute she’s listening to rap the other she’s listening to pop. she […]

  • pediphile

    a old man that like to touch the younger generation “he is such a pediphile”

  • Aderall improv

    when you have a live preformance, but you took at least 70mg of either adderall or vyvanse the night before, and you are so wired you add or make up lines on the spot usually a great preformance. teach:”you have your script memorized?” you:”i’m good don’t worry about it, this is going to be aderall […]

  • ham-ball

    any person who can generally just “ham it up”. you get lola in front of a camera & she’s a total ham-ball”. girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can’t take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.

  • supto

    s-xting and casual dating site have you read those requests on supto? i find them more hilarious than s-xy, lol. people are weird.


Disclaimer: velcro farmer definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.