Velcro Forehead
velcro forehead!–the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back–in dismay over some minor inconvenience…
term used in the nineties in an oregon psychiatric facility
eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers blue cheese dressing…..
“how could you serve me ranch dressing!?”
“you _obviously_ don’t love me!!”
velcro forehead then is employed for added flair…..
velcro forehead!–the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back–in dismay over some minor inconvenience…
eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers blue cheese dressing…..
“how could you serve me ranch dressing!?”
“you _obviously_ don’t love me!!”
velcro forehead then is employed for added flair…..
velcro forehead!–the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back–in dismay over some minor inconvenience…
eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers blue cheese dressing…..
“how could you serve me ranch dressing!?”
“you _obviously_ don’t love me!!”
velcro forehead then is employed for added flair…..
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