Velcro Kitty
a annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. if you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. you push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. a black bottomless hole of need. it sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as cattic cling. these episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.
my cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won’t leave me alone.
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