velocirape


(v.) (n.) /va-loss-ir-rape/
drunkenly to charge an attractive member of the opposite s-x in the manner of a velociraptor (t-rex hands, r-t-rded bounding gait and raptor posture).

ideally if they are strong enough, velocirape then involves jumping on their back until thrown off. (this is usually only advisable when performed by a woman on an attractive male victim).
i dare you to velocirape that fit guy by the bar!

no way! i’m not nearly drunk enough and it’ll get us thrown out!

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