Velcrocity


the amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
1. the couch has a higher velcrocity than the gl-ss; the gl-ss has minimal velcrocity.

2.the velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

2 more definitions
the amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
the couch has a higher velcrocity than the gl-ss; the gl-ss has minimal velcrocity.

the velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

when something is no longer velcro-able
these sandals have lost their velcrocity

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