Veloci-hooker


vel – os – e – hooker.

half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard identified by a hotter-than thou att-tude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
“why did that brunette just leave the table?”
“that veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so i told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants.”

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