v-g-n-lly-endowed life partner, a term coined by tim minchin in his tour “tim minchin and his orchestra”. he say he prefers that to “wife” because saying “my wife” sounds like he owns her.
my velp and i have been together for seventeen years
to have s-x with. an attempt to transform our penetrative-centric and thus phallocentric discourse of s-x, “velp” comes from “envelop” in order to describe s-xual intercourse whilst giving agency to the female.
loren secretly wanted to velp paul, but she was a very good girl, so she planned to wait until marriage – if he would agree to marry her!

Read Also:

  • poop storm

    when everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. usually people are flying around to get things done. “man, i came back after lunch and it was a big p–p storm in there!”

  • White Page of Death

    a page inside a browser that has a predominantly white background and an error message usually in the center. these are very common on social networking sites, especially involving browser-based games such as those created by zynga. the purpose of a white page of death is usually to indicate a failure of communication among the […]

  • Buffalosensitive

    an extremely thin skinned condition common among western new yorkers when such topics as super bowl defeats, stanley cup defeats, blizzards, fat ugly people and fish fries are discussed by anyone not from buffalo. in some cases buffalosensitives are mistakenly diagnosed as paranoid especially when their perennially mediocre sports teams flame out with either a […]

  • ankle-mullet

    i small tuft of hair on the back on one’s leg, inadvertently missed when shaving. “while sitting outdoors at starbucks, having coffee with my friend cathy, i thought a small bug had landed on the back of my leg. but no. it was just my ankle-mullet wafting in the morning breeze.”

  • arfonz

    someone who likes to smell girls bicycle seats that dude is a total arfonz. what a freak!!

Disclaimer: VELP definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.