velveeto
an extremely soft and smooth stomach that is entrancing and stimulating. years of special work by eating special foods and sporatic work on an ab scissor and gentle care is the only way to obtain a velveeto stomach.
have you felt deen’s velveeto lately? it’s perfect!
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