velvet glove-ism


colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.

orig: related to the song “time warp”.
velvet glove-ism #1
“…and a velvet glove, will really drive you insane…” – time warp (-pelvic thrust-)

velvet glove-ism #2
“come on irene” – come on -eileen-: dexy’s midnight runners.

velvet glove-ism #3
“reach out and touch face – personal jesus: depeche mode (-faith-)

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