VEMed


villanova university terminology. the on-campus emergency medical service is called villanova ems or vems; hence, when you are vemed, it isn’t a good thing (the ambulance gets you).

usually, one is vemed when they get alcohol poisoning. if you do get vemed, you’re pretty much f-cked, as the school heavily punishes anyone caught drinking.
bill: hey, did you hear? joe got vemed last night.
tim: oh, man, dean donahue is going to rip him to shreds.
to be severely owned.
to take it in the fayce.
-console-
…was killed by vem’s mp40
…was killed by vem’s mp40
…was killed by vem’s mp40
…was killed by vem’s mp40
…was killed by vem’s mp40
…was stabbed by vem’s knife
…was killed by vem’s luger
…was killed by vem’s luger
…was killed by vem’s luger

vem says: vemed.

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