vendilemna
when you’re craving something out of the vending machine… but they’re out of what you’re craving. you’re forced to choose the next best thing, but there really aren’t any good alternatives. so you when you’re forced to get something you really don’t want, you’re in a vendilemna.
robin wanted plain peanut b-tter crackers from the snack machine, but there weren’t any of those or even the cheese peanut b-tter crackers. she didn’t even see any peanuts, so she was in a vendilemna since the only other crackers were vanilla!
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