Vendofuck
vendof-ck – referring to a specific technique used by robots in their multilayered “war on humans”. designed as an act of psychological terrorism, the robots intend to break the morale of the humans by promising to dispense delightful snack foodstuffs at reasonable prices only to renege on the deal at the last moment. the failure to honor the implied contract may manifest itself in differing ways including the denial of said foodstuffs, or delivering an alternative item of much lower appeal (e.g. andy capp’s hot chili cheese fries).
“hey! that machine just vendof-cked me out of $1.25!”
“this vendof-cking must end! what the h-ll is an onyum?”
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