veni


i came. comes from julius caesar’s phrase “veni, vidi, vici” or “i came, i saw, i conquered.” used when someone wants to inform another that he has achieved -rg-sm.
person 1: hey look at the rack on that chick.
person 2: hnng!!
person 1: what was that?!
person 2: veni.
hermaphroditic genitalia, in which there is a p-n-s, but instead of a scr-t-m or testices, the bottom half of a v-g-n- is present.
it’s hard to tell if that person’s a guy or a girl. i bet he has a venis.
the yummy area above the p-n-s that is muscular and tight and oh so well defined!! best viewed peeking out of a pair of low shorts or boxers.
david beckham has one delicious venis!
stands for very erotic non insertive s-x.
we had so much fun having venis last night.
a femal p-n-s
suck my venis biotch
the end result when a woman changes her v-g-n- into a p-n-s.
“dude! rachel is now rick! she totally has a venis!”
a funny way to refer to a v-g-n-.
“dude, your venis is exposed in those tights!”

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