Venkatraman Mukherjee
traditional name typifying the bengali dravidian, a perfect male lover combining bengali love-making skills with dravidian p-n-s size. the name was popularized as the stereotypical bengali dravidian par excellence due to a ribald dravidian p-n-s size joke by khushwant singh, the world-famous punjabi humourist, which was published in hindustan times (23 jan. 2010). taking inspiration from the protagonist of that joke, men often adopt this name when trying to seduce a woman, using the potent image of a skilled bengali lover and a m-ssive “dravidian char-minar” to arouse her and take her to bed.
1. sardar joginder singh boards a flight from delhi to mumbai. as he settles in, he glances up & sees a gorgeous woman board. she heads straight towards him & takes the seat next to his. eager to talk to her, he asks, “business trip or vacation ?”
she smiles & says, “business. i’m a s-xologist, and i am going to the annual s-xologists’ convention.”
he swallows & calmly asks: “what is it about?”
“it will debunk some of the popular myths about s-xuality.”
“really ? what m-myths are those ?” he asks.
“well,” she explains. “one popular myth is that sudanese men are the best endowed when, in fact, it is dravidian men who have the largest average p-n-s size in the world. another popular myth is that frenchmen are the best lovers on the planet, whereas actually it is bengali men.”
suddenly she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. “i’m sorry,” she says, “i shouldn’t be discussing this with you. i don’t even know your name!”
“my name is … venkatraman !” joginder singh blurts out. “venkatraman mukherjee !!!” (based on: “all-india combine”, khushwant singh, deccan chronicle 24 jan. 2010 & hindustan times 23 jan. 2010)
2. sheikh chilli is in bed with farida begum. aroused, he doffs his pyjamas to enjoy her. disappointed by his chilli-lund, she exclaims, “but you said your name was venkatraman mukherjee!” he replies, “yes i’m a mukherjee below the belly, a venkatraman above!” “oh i see! very chalaak (smart)!” she says, and then kicks him out of her bed.
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