ventexting
when you are uber p-ssed for some reason and you start blowing up the phone of a friend explaining why you’re so p-ssed.
angry girl – that girl is such a freaking b-tch i can’t handle her anymore i think next time i see her i’m going to push her down the stairs.
friend-kk
angry girl – and then i’m going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball bat the sh-t out of her mirrors.
friend – hmmm
angry girl – sorry, i’m done now.
friend – d-mn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer….spaz.
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