ventrilofart
to evacuate a ‘ripper’, where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.
everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. “who was that? it wasn’t me… did someone ventrilofart?”
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