venus fly trapping
venus fly trapping is something that happens to thick and hefty women when trying to have s-x; it is when a the v-g-n-l area(inside the v-g-n-, the lips, and around the thighs) of the female sticks together and doesn’t allow the p-n-s to penetrate inside, it can take many many tries before being able to penetrate without the -ssistance of a lubricate.
m: “why won’t it go in???”
f: ”i guess i’m venus fly trapping.”
m: “oh, well then i’ll run and get the lube.”
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