venus pagina
(noun) a triangular bulge similar to a cameltoe found in women but in this case, it is formed in between the legs of h-m-phobic a**holes who wear pants way too tight.
girl: boi! did you see laurence today?!
guy: no… why?
girl: he had a huge venus pagina in cl-ss.
guy: dowd?! oh my god!!! could he be a girl?!?!
girl: there’s only one way to find out *winks*
guy: *winks back* seems like we are on a mission
guy and girl: *laughing*
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