veranda


a porch, or a balcony.
bob: where do you wanna go?
stew: how about just on your veranda?
1. in glasgow, a miniscule balcony on a high-rise tower block.
2. in the rest of the english-speaking world, including the rest of scotland, a large raised patio overlooking a lawn.
1. “dougie, quick it’s raining. take the washing in off the veranda.”

2. “i think this calls for g-and-ts on the veranda. wouldn’t you agree, hamish?”

3. “oh no, not again. i thought he’d already asked everyone in the company where they come from, and what they think ‘veranda’ means.”
1. the female version of the taint
2. a very holy place that a man often come across as his tongue travels from performing c-nn-l-ng-s to giving a rim job
1. trisha had a bruise on her veranda from my ringfinger after giving her the shocker
2. d-mn trisha’s veranda tasted like sweet cherry pie

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