verbal shart


a parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they’re going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.
j: i’m going to work on my car soon. first i’ll work on the transmission…
s: what? you can’t screw around with the transmission.
j: i meant the remote starter. wtf. sorry, that was a verbal shart.

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