verbal typo
an announcement made when you realize that you’ve said something wrong.
girl: they were boith there.
boy: what?
girl: oh…verbal typo!!!
boy: i thought as much.
a verbal typo is the result of a well meaning person trying to say something coherent but tripping over his or her own mouth in the attempt. generally, a verbal typo is similar in appearance to the intended word when written down, but when spoken it sounds twisted and often hilarious.
combarst is a verbal typo of combust
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