Verdukianism
”’verdukianism”’ ( ver-do-key-an-ism ) is a religion where people belive in the healing power of root beer, and a man can have up to nine wives if two of them are male.some holidays include merlin-pean which is a celebration where verdukians leave work and go to the movies, and the day of mouth pleasures, where verdukians recieve free sausage pizza and gentle flossing done by a blonde virgin.practices include putting out a picture of jimmy conners and a bowl of meat cubes on an altar, singing verdukian songs, drinking root beer, geting maried and eating pizza.
“hey do you practice verdukianism”
“yes i do”
“than you must know that today is merlin pean and tomorrow is the day if mouth pleasures.”
“ohh yeah i almost forgot to hire a blonde virgin.”
“amd don’t forget the picture of jimmy conners or else meriln pean will punish you by taking away your blonde virgin!”
“ok see ya”
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