Verlend
a verlend:
1) to have a p-n-s that is god like.
2) a p-n-s that is over 12” long and 4” around.
3) huge beyond all comprehension.
girl 1 – d-mn.. i was going to have s-x with this kid last night and when he took off his pants. …… i was enjoyed and scared at the same time.
girl 2 – why?!
girl 1 – he was packing a verlend!!
girl 2 – you lucky b-tch!!
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