vermo
the derivation of s-xual pleasure via the insertation of members of the rodent family (hamsters, gerbils, mice, rats, etc.) into one’s r-ct-m.
this vermo story has a guy sticking a mouse in his b-tt. ew!
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- Violingasm
any piece of cl-ssical music where a violin part is ridiculously hard, while all the other players have ridiculously easy parts. “have you seen the score for the tchaikovsky violin concerto?” “yeah, what a total violingasm.”
- striker streaks
left over fecal matter that is running along the -ss area of ones under shorts oh my g-d!!! did you hit a deer?…look at those striker streaks
- eggfucker
a person who f-cks eggs “hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your’e an eggf-cker!!”
- egggasm
an unexplainable -rg-sm when one egg, preferably hen is inserted into the g spot of the female or male and thus stimulated in oval object like fashion. joe- “man i gave myself the biggest egggasm ever last night” sue- “i used a rooster egg. then i coughed so it exploded :(“?
- stringy mushroom
the stringy mushroom is when some b-tch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your d-ck wile giving a bl-w j-b, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the d-ck like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom. “dude, some b-tch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her.”