Vernal
a little h-ll hole of a “city” in utah where 98% of the population are close minded hicks or mormons. the weather ranges between freaking hot to freaking cold. theres a point system to how many prairie dogs you can hit on the way to colorado. the school system is run by the not german n-z-s. the sh-ttiest city on earth to attend high school in. a black meaningless void of which you’ll never escape once you’ve set foot in it. a geographic anomoly in which everything is approximately 3 and half hours away
1. “my parents just moved me to vernal and now i’ve become a psychopathic serial killer”
2.”uintah high school in vernal: the most ghetto piece of sh-t you’ll ever see.
3. “my cousin lived in vernal right before he went insane”
4. “well, we can go to salt lake,”
“how long will that take?”
“three and a half hours”
“or we can go to grand junction,”
“how long will that take?”
“three and half hours”
your right, he is da shiz nid!
verizlle’s a pimp dizzle my nizzle.
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