Verpes


v-g-n-l herpes that occurs only in the brains of gay men. it is terminal.

not to be confused with “virtual herpes.”
joy mccosh: it’s been non-stop love making for 4 days now d:
adrieeler nnewh-mccosh: lies. you have verpes.
joy mccosh: verpies? is that virtual herpes?
adrieeler nnewh-mccosh: v-g-n-l herpes, duh.
joy mccosh: ah, okay. i didn’t know i could get v-g-n-l herpes, but kthx.
adrieeler nnewh-mccosh: you can, but it’s a terminal illness of the brain. -sighs- you should have set it to wumbo…
a combination of verbal diarrhea and herpes that results in people running their mouths, talking nasty about other people and generally spreading bullsh-t like they would spread herpes.
watch out, those b-tches over there whispering and spreading rumors – they’ve got themselves a case of the verpes!

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