Vertically Challenged


what most midgets or short people are.
i am vertically challenged.
1. a club… a family… a way of life… period.

2. international custom car and minitruck club founded by john “the g-dfather” salas, and mike “og doughboy” panova in 1998, based in houston texas.
vertically challenged is the hardest partying minitruck club on the planet!
someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.
man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be pc (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.
1) someone who is short

2) me
i am vertically challenged
someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won’t

or a non offensive term for a midget
jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
wow those vertically challenged guys are awesome!
very short.
why are you vertically challenged??
short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)
if he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

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