Vertisexual
being in the statte of almost bis-xuality. like liking a person of the same s-x, except the reproductive organ… which happens to be at the bottom
comes from the combination of the word “vertex” and “bis-xual.” the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
person 1 : “no offense but it seems like a s-xual relationship to me”
person 2 : “well if it is s-xual it is from the waist up”
person 1: “so you’re an above-the-waist lesbian”
person 1 : “yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.
person 2: “so you’re bis-xual.”
person 1 : “but im scared of other people’s va-jay-jays”
person 2: “so you’re-”
person 1: “not in the dictionary alright?!”
person 2: ” i think you are vertis-xual”
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