vertozontal
a line which is both vertical and horizontal, disregarding the obvious brainf-ck that is this contradiction. note that this is explicitly not a f-cking diagonal line.
guy 1: i’m really drunk right now. is that the sun coming up over the horizon?
guy2: no man, it’s coming up over the vertical.. line thing
guy1: let’s compromise; it’s coming up over the diagonal!
guy2: no you motherf-cker, that is stupid. it’s obviously coming up over the vertozontal line, or a vertozontorizon, if you will.
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