Vertu
extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a “communication instrument”). made by a special division of nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.
prices:
stainless steel (cheapest): $7,800 usd
yellow gold: $20,000 usd
white gold: $30,000 usd
platinum: $40,000 usd
pure untreated platinum: $700,000 usd
that vertu costs as much as a ferrari enzo.
utter nonsense.
a golden cell phone. what cr-p! my plastic kyocera looks better than that for cheap. go buy a blackberry instead.
boy: “dude, what is that?”
girl: “it’s a vertu.”
boy: “utter vertu!”
vertu is a subsidiary of nokia that specializes in tough, luxury phones. vertu phones are polar opposites to their m-ss market counterparts.
vertu phones don’t come laden with the latest features and gimmicks, in fact, they are positively antiquated when compared to a cheap 3g phone.
what vertu concentrates on instead is building a quality instrument that lasts decades.
i use my nokia n70 for work, but i save the vertu ascent for special occasions.
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