vesseling
when you’re a physcho chic and want his babies but he’s brought protection and has worn it. so after he’s removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.
usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (chavs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.
i couldn’t be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so i slept with this guy and vesseled him.
i’m going vesseling tonight, i can’t be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.
i vesseled my boss as he wouldn’t leave his wife for me.
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