Vet Man
(1) jeff goven’s comic superhero. military war vet. purple chevette driving veterinarian by day. vfw member. crimefighter by night (and on the weekends). when fighting crime, he drives a black, bullet-proof, vette-bodied march watercar, with a reflective yellow v stripe on the hood.
(2) slang: refers to any person with exceptional “vetness”.
my $8 hamster had a broken leg. dr. doolittle fixed him up for $7. vet man!
2 more definitions
actually “vet man” is a superhero ident-ty p-ssed down from father to son ever since the revolutionary war. therefore, there have been many vet men — but, only “one” at a time (there was a pair of identical twins who shared the vet man ident-ty).
vet man is an animal loving crimefighter. every vet man has been a veterinarian, and fought for his country.
ever since 1953, vet man has driven a corvette. the corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for vet man, because his evil nemesis, the hunter, had a thunderbird for his city car, and vet man could never catch him! thankfully, chevrolet came out with a v8 corvette in 1956 and no vette ever got beaten by a t-bird since then!
a man who loves vets, that’s very hip.
guy 1: woah, see that guy over there?
guy 2: yeah, he’s a vetman, see his car?
guy 1: that’s hip.
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