VFL


“virgin for life” an apt acronym for those who have chosen abstinence (at least until marriage) and ‘purity’ over the morally flexible s-xual trends of their peers. most often their views and judgements have been instilled by some means of conservative/religious propaganda.

this is the polar contrast to the npw
“dude, check out that blonde sitting over in the corner, she’s cute!”
“don’t even think about it sam, she’s definitely a member of the vfl club, trust me.”
victimized for life, basically anyone who is a major loser that usually dates people 5-6 years younger than them even in teen years and pretends they’re the coolest thing to hit earth.
rodney is mad f-cking vfl, if we hit up his party 6 cars deep we’ll be 90% of the party, the rest will be in elementary school.

isn’t rodney 19?

yeah.
“virgin for life”. typically the boys wear tighty whities, long white socks, and video game-themed shirts. the girls wear invader zim shirts and carry around manga books.
anime nerds are automatic vfls, unless they find a fellow anime nerd who will screw them while they roleplay as pikachu and sailor moon.

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