VFT


visible fart theory. you know how when it’s cold out and you have a scarf over your face but you can still see your breath? vft is a theory that when you fart outside in the cold that you can see a puff, if you’re wearing thin enough pants. until i actually see it for myself, it’s still only a theory.
there was someone walking behind me last winter. it was so cold i was afraid to fart because of vft.

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