when you text someone and they don’t reply, but they post stuff on other sites such as twitter, most commonly. because next to their tweet it reads, “via text”.
b: heyyyyy! what’re you up to?!
1 minute later
-via text @ihateyourguts: omg people need to stop
- victory face
the contorted face a guy makes as he’s blowing his load in a woman. it also relates to the thought that goes through a guys head as he busting a nut- “hah! little vixen, i got you!” we were going at it for half an hour and then i victory faced, then i got the […]
- videogame driver
a vehicle-driver, generally a younger person, who apparently thinks that they can drive because they have grown up playing far too many driving or race-car videogames. generally, the person swerves and zigzags in and out of traffic without use of turn-signals or any courtesy or concern for safety, cutting away any stopping-distance between the affected […]
a racist term used to describe the vietnamese person 1:”yo you ch-nk!” person 2:”i’m not a ch-nk im a vink!” used as a racist comment to vietnamese/chinese ppl im a vink cos im 3 quarters viet and 1 quarter ch-nk the sound of a former child star or other washed up actor slitting their rists […]
- vintage cock shot
vintage c-ck shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time. the word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for “old” photos. he sent me a vintage c-ck shot! he didn’t just take this photo- it is recycled! he took it another day for another girl!
- vix's nazel
the cure to nazel yarx, very podent and strong stuff, can be used to get high just ask at your pharmacy i had to use vix’s nazel spray it was so bad