Viacom


a multi-billion dollar corporation which controls a huge portion of network television on the air today, including, but not limited to: mtv, bet, vh1, nickelodeon, and comedy central. viacom’s influence on the ideals of americans ranging in age from 6 to mid-20s is enormous. viacom is methodically eliminating independent media organizations in an effort to monopolize american media. viacom is a “special interest group” to us presidents, meaning viacom essentially bribes government officials to turn the other way as it takes hold on more and more media.
man, i wonder what would be on if viacom weren’t around. oh well. guess i’ll go watch trl.
what mtv sold out to. now, by doing so, all the music it shows are pure sh-t.
viacom is a dirty company that should be put to death.
the sh-t company that copyrights all my favorite tv shows, like doug, and eureka’s castle, so n-body can watch them on youtube when they get cancelled, and have to pirate them illegally.
viacom is stupid and eats sh-t.
a company responsible for one of the scariest tv logos in history, the purple v of doom!
omigod! run!! it’s the v of doom!!!!
an evil corporation that owns paramount comedy central and other stuff
viacom owns too many media things
viacom is global media company, it has… broadcast and cable channels. also has holds in radio, outdoor advertising, and online. viacom’s well-known brands include cbs, mtv, nickelodeon, nick at nite, vh1, bet, paramount pictures, infinity broadcasting, viacom outdoor, upn, tv land, comedy central, cmt: country music television, king world, spike tv, showtime, and simon & schuster.

some say they are responsible for the recent decline in music. this may or may not be true. .
i’m waiting on the bus to go to school and there’s a viacom ad at the bus stop. then another one on the bus. i say whatever and get on the bus and someone has on the raido. there’s an ad for mtv’s ‘ther real world’ on. at school, kids are pouring out god awfrl music and pretend to be rock stars/rapers. they all look like britany spears, avril, jay z, or whatever viacom channels tell them is cool. i go home and flip thru cbs, mtv, nickelodeon, vh1, bet, upn, tv land, comedy central, spike tv, showtime. i settle on fuse cuz viacom don’t own them.
a corporation that controls mtv, comedy central, nickelodeon, cmt, vh1 and many other media sources and is the root of all evil. a church in iowa claims that all mentionings of satan in their bibles and gospils were changed to read “viacom” instead of satan and no, it was not with white out and it looked as is viacom was actually what was printing in the text.

viacom, after gaining a substantial share of the pop media from other companies, is said to be brainwashing generation y (aka generation mtv) into doing whatever they want them to do. trl is a prime example of viacom’s workings. several boycotts have been placed against the corporation and they’re the slightest bit of light we have, without these boycotts we would have teenyboppers flooding ud with definitions of emo, gerard way and mysp-ce. oh wait, we already have that. nevermind that part. anyways, just boycott the sh-t out of them and we’ll be good for now.
jimmy fallon has yankees toilet paper in “fever pitch”. i have viacom toilet paper in real life.

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