viagra baby
a child of unnatural conception; generally defined as one whose parents (most likely the father) gave birth past the age of 50, hence the name — the resulting pregnancy is most often -ssociated with the use of v–gr-, because even aging, geriatric rocker-jockeys like to get their freak on too.
“did you hear about david letterman’s 10-pound v–gr- baby? he’s gotta be pushing at least 55…”
“dude, trevor’s dad is like 70 and he’s only 16, what the h-ll is up with that!? he must have been a v–gr- baby.”
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