Victory Dump
taking a dump while having a virus/bug. when you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. this dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. this dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. when completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.
friend: aw wtf?
you: yeah, i know, pretty impressive huh?
friend: you have something wrong with you
you: it was one of my better victory dumps i’ll admit
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the bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. these movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
andrew: what happened to the bathroom? i could smell it from my room and i think i need to wash my towel now…
james: dustin just took his victory dump. he’s out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
andrew: so that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
after succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they’ve been holding while performing said task.
where is reed? reed just destroyed the enemy team in cod, and is taking a m-ssive victory dump.
when you j-zz in your condom when you’re f-cking a chick and then you dump the j-zz on her head. a variation of this is the south virginia victory dump. this occurs when you f-ck your sister, then dump the j-zz filled condom on her head.
i just took a huge victory dump and the crowd went wild.
the bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. these movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
andrew: what happened to the bathroom? i could smell it from my room and i think i need to wash my towel now…
james: dustin just took his victory dump. he’s out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
andrew: so that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
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