Viagra Remorse
v–gr- remorse: when you take a v–gr- in hopes of having hot s-x, and a minute later something gets in the way (boyfriend, lover, room mate, relatives, work, ugly mis-matched-craigslist tricks, or you) that ruins; either intentional or unintentionaly , b-mpin’ uglies. then you have a b-n-r for the evening and can’t/won’t do anything to relieve oneself. then getting mad at wasting your last black market pill on such a undertaking.
a: hey baby, i just popped my last little blue daddies’ lil’helper, so you are in trouble when you get here!
b: didn’t you get my text? i told you that i had to get my boil lanced and she gave me something for that yeast infection.
a: um…rigghhht, listen i think im gonna sit this one out. (sigh, v–gr- remorse again)
c: {libido} (sigh)
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