vibrator boyfriend
a mans worse rival and enemy. a living vibrator !!! it connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.an abomination that needs to be destroyed !! as long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
girl: hey i don’t need you and your annoying bad habits.i can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can do whenever i want and i don’t have to ask for it.
guy:i gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
girl:how about we just be friends.this talking d-ld- (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
guy : you b-tch !!!!
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