vicarious butthurt
when somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you’ve never met sees it and gets offended for you.
i was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. we were just playing around (and i totally deserved it) but some men’s rights weenie got vicarious b-tthurt and threatened to call the cops. so i slapped him and he cried.
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